| You Know You're A Jaded Raver when............. | ||
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Science 101
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You
snicker when you hear someone say "PLUR"
You finally realize that phat pants are heavy and impractical You blame candy kids for everything retarded in the scene You find out how much better European electronic music really is You have pretended to be rolling at a party just to get a quick laugh out of your friends When you ARE on E you do your best to act normal You realize how cool Drum & Bass is You raalize how lame progressive trance is You find out that American DJs are completely overrated You have close friends that don't give a f?!k about raving You think that maybe you don't give a f?!k either The smell of Vicks makes you physically ill You can't help but laugh when someone tries to give you a "glowstick show" You learn to break You want to actually roll, you have to eat about 4 pills at once You can get those 4 pills for the same price that everyone else pays for one You drink beer after parties You quit collecting fliers You wouldn't mind if that kid with the whistle accidentally swallowed it and died You are actually called by your real name You realize the general public shouldn't be blamed for hating raves You talk s?!t as much as possible You DESPISE happy hardcore You DESPISE candy You have seen a 13 year old "raver" on E, and almost left the party because of it You no longer feel the need to advertise your "rave-ness" to the world You party sober and now understand how stupid you looked when you didn't You know who PRODUCED your favorite tracks, not just which DJ bought it and put it on a mix CD You think that dancing like you're running in place has all the skill and style of a penguin waddling with a stick up its butt You have day-dreams that involve Tele-Tubbies and a large rusty chainsaw Your parents gave up on you ever becoming normal a long time ago You know why GHB and K are for f?!king idiots You hate rave hoes You begin to notice how often big DJs blow mixes You think sweaty guys running around the party shirtless should get their asses kicked out You act like a punk-ass bitch to security, police and any other authority You say "ill" a lot You know that raving is all about the music, but RAVERS are not You've 'accidentally' kicked people sitting in the middle of the dancefloor You find the jungle room more appealing now You can actually DANCE to jungle You laugh out loud when you go to Jamba Juice and they're playing dance music You see guys from your high school football team at a party (refer to aformentioned "sweaty guys without shirts"...) You know raving is mainstream as f?!k The bigger the flier, the less you want to go You can re-tell the story of how raving came to America quite accurately Your sleeping and eating habits are completely f?!ked up You're not racist, but you just have to wonder where the hell all those Asian kids are coming from You are amazed that you are somehow still alive You can't remember the last time you went to a party and didn't think it sucked You can't remember much in general You realize that ravers aren't nearly as genuine as hippies were |
