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SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette
butts and crumpled flyers
FAULT: You have fallen over forward.
ACTION: Have yourself propped against the wall til balance returns
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall is covered
with extensive laser lighting rigs
FAULT: You have fallen over backwards.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: E-toy on floor
FAULT: You were momentarily distracted. Or something.
ACTION: Pick up toy and grip firmly.
SYMPTOM: Inside of mouth all tore
up.
FAULT: Pacifier no longer in mouth.
ACTION: Locate Pacifier on floor, wash off, reinsert in mouth.
SYMPTOM: You have no idea where you
are.
FAULT: You have forgotten to keep track of what is going on.
ACTION: Curb drug intake for remainder of evening.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out of the party.
ACTION: Find out if you're being taken to the afterparty.
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